Johnnys

We could lie to you and tell you that underwear is our craft. That our grandfather used to sew the finest whitey tighties east of the Mississippi. But truth is we would by lying. Our secret recipe is our drive to bring you the freshest and most comfortable underwear you ever trusted to hug your crew. We teamed up with a squad of aerospace engineers, fashion icons and silk weavers from around the world to produce the softest underwear your boys have ever seen. It is softer than a babies butt laying on a 1000 Egyptian Thread Count Silk Sheet. Yeah they’re that soft. Whether you are being an intermural sport hero, taking your cute neighbor to a candlelight dinner or wallowing in a bag of Cheetos on a Sunday Funday on the couch, we have a pair for you.