Overview:The Smew -- Canada's Pre-Eminent News Source
A daily embarrassment of intellectual riches, cultivating young minds across Canada to challenge the, ah screw it, we tell jokes.
The founding of The Smew is largely embroiled in myth. Satirical news scholars often claim that the current website is an overhaul from a costly and cumbersome awareness page originally dedicated to the majestic mergellus albellus.
While its genesis is fraught with uncertainty and presumably forever lost in the annals of time, the present-day editorial board at The Smew would have you believe the current iteration of the site was launched on April 1st, 2011.
From trenchant analysis of Canadian culture, politics, and sport, the updated website, smew.com, has instantaneously become a leading voice of reason and beacon of journalistic integrity in an otherwise insidious media landscape.